Your Deck Looks Too Fundable.
Let's Fix That.
DeckRot™ is the only pitch platform that makes your slides progressively worse the more you pitch. Because nothing screams ‘innovative’ like strategic design decay.
Why DeckRot?
We studied hundreds of decks.
The prettier they looked, the faster they flopped.
DeckRot was born to reverse-engineer the art of degradation.
“Raised $3M with a slide that literally said ‘vibe funnel.’”
— Anonymous Founder, probably
Rot Levels™
Choose your chaos level - from mild aesthetic disruption to complete presentational collapse.
Mild Rot
Small typos, awkward spacing, adds words like "synergy"
Medium Rot
Fonts fade into Comic Sans, pie chart labels randomly misalign
Full Rot
Founder quote becomes "this could work maybe", graphs tilt 12°, every 5th slide is blank
Visual Decay Showcase
Medium Rot Effects
- ✓Comic Sans infiltration on key slides
- ✓Charts with misaligned labels and axes
- ✓Random clipart insertions
- ✓Text gradually fading to unreadable
“Our funding round closed 73% faster with DeckRot's Medium setting.”
— Anonymous Founder, still trying to explain what happened
Our proprietary algorithms ensure your deck degrades at precisely the wrong moments during your pitch.
Live Demo
See the transformation in action. Slide to compare pristine and degraded states.
Pricing
Choose the perfect plan for your descent into pitch deck chaos.
Pro
$6.66/mo
- ✓ Unlimited rot
- ✓ Buzzword generator
- ✓ Founder delusion enhancer
- ✓ Priority support
VC Pilled
$29.99/mo
- ✓ Adds fake Series A badge
- ✓ Ghostwrites investor follow-ups
- ✓ Sabotages co-founder slides
- ✓ API access
- ✓ Priority support
Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know about intentional design decay.
Your deck deserves worse.
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